Summer is in full swing: hot temperatures, afternoon and evening thunderstorms, beautiful sunrises and sunsets—and camping
While it has been a record year for campgrounds and RV parks, I am convinced the world needs more campers.
Stay with me, as this comment is not about occupancy rates or empty sites, it’s about campers. The campers you see in a state, provincial, or national park campground or privately owned RV park with a fifth wheel, pop-up trailer, truck camper, motorhome, or even a tent. The people who pack for the week or weekend, leave the hustle and bustle of city life behind, and enjoy their parks and being with other campers.
Maybe it’s these dog days of summer or the fact the nightly news seems to be filled with controversy, hostility, and real problems but I’m thinking the world needs to go camping.
And here is why: Camping brings out the best in people.
When walking through a campground or RV park, no one knows who you are—you’re just another camper on a morning or evening stroll. You’ll be greeted with a “good morning”, a “good evening”, or a “howdy” many times on your walk.
This greeting is much different than in the hectic hustle and bustle of city life as people go through their daily activities as if on an ever-moving treadmill. A polite exchange of greetings and nothing further.
When camping, it’s followed by more. “Where are you from,” and discussions about the weather and the beauty of the area. This is the norm in a campground or RV park—casual introductions turn into conversations and even lasting friendships. If you are a camper you know what I am talking about.
A camper need not worry if they forgot to pack something, as another camper will always step up with whatever was left back home. Need a hand? You don’t even have to ask, as campers are, by their very nature, always willing to lend a hand. If you’ve camped you’ve experienced this and if you haven’t camped, you don’t know what you’re missing.
The type of camper doesn’t matter, whether it’s a fifth-wheel trailer with four slide-outs or a camping van, a diesel pusher with a car in tow, or a two-person tent, campers are not defined by the units they camp in—campers are people. People who care and who enjoy the outdoors, fellowship, and other people.
Campers have an uncanny ability to see the good in people, to want to help those in need. It may be that campgrounds are seen as places of sanctuary from a world filled with controversy, misunderstanding, and real problems. Or, maybe it’s the parks, those places we can escape from the pressures and reality of a fast-paced world. Parks protect us with their tall trees, mountains, creeks, rivers, and lakes.
Maybe it’s a campfire and the darkness that seem to soothe the soul with time for reflection and conversation. A conversation around a campfire leads to laughter and smiles and often ends with a satisfying “good night, see you in the morning.”
Tip: avoid conversations about politics!
Maybe we all need these special places to escape to every now and then just to get away, recharge our batteries, and reconnect with nature and each other. Parks really do become a sanctuary and allow us to escape from the day-to-day rat race, allow us to put our guard down, relax, and enjoy life.
It doesn’t hurt when you fall asleep to the sound of crashing waves or the chorus of crickets and tree frogs and wake to the rising sun peeking through the tall pines or silhouetting stately saguaros or Joshua trees.
Could it be distinctive smells of a campground, lingering smoke that can only come from a campfire, the smell of coffee brewing, and bacon sizzling? Could it be these things influence our behavior and enable us to relax and revive those characteristics of kindness, friendliness, and a sense of community?
Or maybe, just maybe it’s the people who camp.
Yes indeed, the world needs more campers, let’s go camping!
See you in the parks!
Certainly, travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living.
At one of America’s newer National Park, the possibilities for discovery are limitless
The remains of an ancient volcanic field consisting of massive monoliths, rocky spires, pinnacles, red crags, and talus cave, rise out of the Meditteranean chaparral-covered Gabilan Mountains, a sanctuary for the California condor.
The Salinas Valley in west-central California is the site of an ancient history spanning 23 million years. Over the course of that time, the “pinnacles” have migrated some 200 miles from their original home on the San Andreas Fault where the volcano that they were born from once stood. Today, that volcanic rock from the Pacific Coast Range has morphed to form monoliths, spires, peaks, cliffs, and other formations that jut out from the pastoral hills of the region.
The park is split into east and west districts between which there are no driving roads connecting the entrances on either side. In the west district, there are rare and unusual talus caves—caves made up of fallen rock sandwiched in slot canyons. On the east side, you will find the most interesting views of the formations along with broader views of the entire park landscape, the main park visitor center, and an established camping area. Both sides are beloved by technical climbers, day hikers, cave-goers, and bird watchers eager to catch a glimpse of the endangered California condor.
The first 2,500 acres of the rugged Pinnacles were made a national monument in 1908 by President Theodore Roosevelt. Since 1908, the monument significantly increased in size to 26,000 acres and on January 10, 2013, Pinnacles became America’s 59th national park.
Hiking and rock climbing are popular activities in Pinnacles National Park as is watching for the majestic California condor overhead. Pinnacles National Park is a nesting place for the endangered soaring bird, the largest in North America.
By the early 1980s, the California condor population had dwindled to just 22. The birds were placed in captive breeding programs, and Pinnacles became one of the release sites. Other condors from the Big Sur area also frequent the area which increases the odds of seeing one of these rare creatures.
Remarkable rocks sculpted by 14 million years of volcanic turmoil. The rocky spires and pinnacles have long attracted rock climbers. So have talus caves (formed when massive boulders tumbled into narrow canyons) inhabited by protected bat communities. A well-maintained 30-mile trail system, partially created in the 1930s by the Civilian Conservation Corps, beckons hikers to this rugged landscape. Wildflowers bloom in the spring, and the temperate climate makes for year-round exploration opportunities.
The rock formations of Pinnacles National Park divide the park into east and west access points which are connected by trails. But, there is no road connecting the east and west entrances of the park.
The eastern access road (CA 146) branches off CA 25, 30 miles south of Hollister, and leads up a wide, partly wooded valley alongside Bear Creek, and past the park campground. The mountains are visible to the west though they seem unremarkable from a distance as the volcanic formations are hidden behind more conventional rocks.
Pinnacles Campground offers 149 tent, group, and RV sites with 30-amp electric service. Water is located throughout the campground. Showers and a dump station are available. During the spring and summer seasons, campers can enjoy the campground swimming pool and ranger programs at the campground amphitheater.
The road bends around a side canyon and ends next to the visitor center just as the main valley (Bear Gulch) starts to become relatively narrow. The center has exhibits, a small selection of books for sale, a public telephone, and flashlights for use in the caves.
The surrounding vegetation is typical of the chaparral zone, mostly small oak trees, and bushes, reflecting the low elevation, moderate rainfall, and long hot summers of this part of California. The main hiking area is to the west, further along, the canyon—within 2 miles are Bear Gulch Cave, Bear Gulch Reservoir, and many rock climbing sites, while 2 miles further are the extensive formations of the High Peaks. Many trails intersect, allowing for a short loop or a longer all-day hike.
The Bear Gulch Cave provides a home to a colony of Townsend’s big-eared bats as they rest there in winter and raise their young in the late spring and summer. The colony in the Bear Gulch Cave is the largest maternity colony between San Francisco and Mexico. The lower half of the Bear Gulch Cave is usually open from mid-July through mid-May each year, depending on the presence of the colony of bats. The entire cave is closed from mid-May to mid-July while the bats are raising their young. Bring a flashlight if your hike leads through a cave.
The west entrance has just a ranger station plus parking and is reached by a narrow, 12-mile road from Soledad that is not recommended for RVs or other large vehicles. From the road’s end, three trails depart to the north, west, and east; the most popular routes are the Juniper Canyon Trail to the High Peaks, and the Balconies Trail which leads to volcanic rocks and a talus cave.
Size: 26,000 acres
Date Established: January 10, 2013
Location: West central California, in the Salinas Valley
How the park got its name: In 1880, the area where the national park is now was known as “the Palisades” until a newspaper article came out in 1881 describing the trellised areas as “the Pinnacles.” Further exploration of the area and additional marketing of it as a tourist destination helped the new name to stick. It has been officially known as Pinnacles since it was protected as a National Monument in 1908.
Iconic site in the park: The geologic formations are known as “the pinnacles” are a series of volcanic and sedimentary rocks that have eroded over time to take the shape of colorful and ornate cliffs, crags, and talus cave formations that rise from a forested landscape.
Did You Know?
Pinnacles, Muir Woods, and the Grand Canyon were all set aside as national monuments in the span of seven days in January 1908 by Teddy Roosevelt.
American writer John Steinbeck grew up in the Salinas Valley and lived there until he went to Stanford University in 1919. The location inspired several of his works, one of them being East of Eden.
Recreational visits in 2020: 165,740
Entrance Fees: $30/vehicle (valid for 7 days); all federal lands passes accepted
Camping Fee: $37/night
May all your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view……where something strange and more beautiful and more full of wonder than your deepest dreams waits for you.
Thanks to the park’s varied terrain, you can choose between desert, mountain, and river hikes, or hop in your car and explore the park on four wheels
Big Bend National Park has it all—vast amounts of open space, rivers, canyons, pictographs, and hot springs. Located in southwest Texas, the park can be wonderfully warm in the winter and unbearably hot in the summer offering year-round access to some of the most beautiful terrain in the state. Big Bend National Park is where the Chihuahuan Desert meets the Chisos Mountains and it’s where you’ll find the Santa Elena Canyon, a limestone cliff canyon carved by the Rio Grande.
Big Bend National Park abuts the border with Mexico across a stunning stretch of southwestern Texas where evenings are defined by an orange sky and red canyon walls and where chirps of yellow meadowlarks and the sounds of the Rio Grande fill the air. While such stunning scenes are commonplace within Big Bend, the massive desert preserve remains overlooked among U.S. national parks—it has never surpassed 500,000 annual visitors since its designation in 1944.
The lack of tourists is likely due to the park’s extreme remoteness: Big Bend lies 300 miles from El Paso, the nearest major metropolitan area, and is geographically isolated within a massive turn of the Rio Grande from which the park gets its name. Those who brave the miles will find the journey is filled with natural riverfront hot springs, luminous night skies, and secluded mountain trails. Here is how to make the most of your trip to one of the more underrated national parks in America.
Pick the right season and give yourself plenty of time
With its southerly location and exposure to the elements, triple-digit temperature stretches in the summer months are not uncommon and threaten to turn the most well-intentioned hiker into a sweaty, sunburned mess. A better experience is found in winter and autumn but spring comes with the double bonus of long daylight hours and wildflower season. If you do go in the summer make sure to bring lots and lots of water, sunscreen, a wide-brimmed hat (I prefer a Tilley), and plan your excursions around the heat. Winters can also get surprisingly chilly—averages hover around 60 degrees but can dip into the forties—so dress warmly if you plan your trip in the colder months.
Big Bend is among the largest national parks in the United States. With numerous trails, mountains, canyons, and nearby villages to explore; each point of interest could easily yield itself to days of exploration. For the best experience resist making a set plan—allow yourself plenty of time to explore and discover each desert sanctuary at your own pace.
While the paved roads make it possible to explore much of the park’s natural beauty, many of the more obscure sights are hidden deep within the park’s interior on rough, dirt roads. To explore this rugged area bring a vehicle with four-wheel drive, plenty of ground clearance, and good tires.
Keep your eyes peeled for wildlife and gaze at the night skies
Roadrunners, sparrows, and warblers are among the 450 species of birds found within Big Bend, home to more birds than any other national park. With a keen eye and a bit of luck, you can also spot jackrabbits, coyotes, black bears, mountain lions (known in Big Bend as panthers), and javelina—a hairier cousin to the familiar pig. Sunrise and sunset observations are recommended for optimal wildlife spotting and while the average smartphone may suffice take a camera capable of capturing the brilliant scenery at night.
This is dark sky country. Due to its relative isolation from major cities, this side of West Texas has some of the lowest levels of light pollution in the country. Thousands of stars are visible on a clear night and even the Milky Way can be seen under the darkest conditions earning it a designation by The International Dark-Sky Association. Consider bringing a telescope or simply lie down at night, looking up, and see what appears above.
Pass through Marfa on the way in and Terlingua Ghost Town on the way out
The tiny, peculiar artistic town of Marfa is about 100 miles north of Big Bend. Here you’ll find the El Cosmico hotel with rooms consisting of brightly colored vintage trailers, tepees, and yurts. The town acts as a venue for the annual Trans-Pecos festival in September containing a weekend’s worth of art, building, and songwriting workshops, artisanal markets, pop-up parties, live music of all genres, and the tense yearly sandlot baseball showdown between Austin’s Texas Playboys and the Los Yonke Gallos de Marfa.
Travel 30 minutes north on U.S. 90 to find the famous Prada Marfa art installation in neighboring Valentine, a tiny, fake store isolated within the surrounding landscape and complete with actual Prada shoes and handbags from the fall 2005 collection. Try heading east about 10 miles to watch for the mysterious Marfa Lights off of U.S. 67. Sometimes they’re red, sometimes they’re green, and sometimes they’re white. Visible at night regardless of season or weather, nobody is quite sure what causes them.
From Marfa travel 30 miles east on U.S. 90 to the town of Alpine and take TX-118 for 80 miles due south to Terlingua at the gates of Big Bend. The remnants of a mercury mining camp from the early 20th century, the former ghost town has become known for its charming assortment of gift shops, earthy hotels, and its famous chili cook-off in early November. Check out the Terlingua Trading Company for handmade gifts and grab a bite of chips and guacamole and catch live honky-tonk music at the old Starlight Theater Restaurant and Saloon. Spend a few days at Paisano Village RV Park & Inn to further explore the area.
Take the Ross Maxwell Scenic Drive and see Santa Elena Canyon in west Big Bend
At the western end of the park coming from Terlingua, the Ross Maxwell Scenic Drive is perfect for single-day trips. The paved road covers 30 miles of gorgeous desert scenery including stops at landmarks such as Sotol Vista, Tuff Canyon, and Mule Ears. The road ends at Santa Elena, one of the numerous river canyons within Big Bend.
Tour the Chisos Mountains in central Big Bend
In the center of Big Bend lies the Chisos Mountains, the only mountain range in the United States fully contained within a single national park. Given their relatively high elevation—the summit of Emory Peak stands at 7,835 feet—the Chisos are typically 10 to 20 degrees cooler than the adjacent desert and home to a wide variety of shady juniper, mesquite, and oak. Within the 20 miles of trails here it’s a fairly easy hike to a beautiful view at the summit of Emory Peak. Camping is available here as well at the Chisos Basin Campground. If camping isn’t for you, try the stone cottages at the Chisos Mountain Lodge the only hotel within the park.
Visit the Hot Springs Historic District and Ernst Tinaja in east Big Bend
The eastern side of the park is home to Big Bend Hot Springs, a geothermally heated oasis now sitting within the remnants of an early 1900s bathhouse. Once a gathering place for locals, soak in the year-round 105-degree waters said to have healing properties and enjoy unobstructed views of the Rio Grande and into Mexico. A short trail passes Native American petroglyphs on the adjoining limestone cliffs and the still-standing Hot Springs Post Office where mail was delivered every Monday in the early 20th century.
What to know about camping in Big Bend National Park
When night falls, you’ll want to have an already reserved campsite so all you have to do is settle in. Here’s everything you need to know to secure that perfect Big Bend National Park camping spot.
There are four campgrounds inside Big Bend National Park—three park-operated camping areas with various services and one by an outside company. The three park-run campgrounds are Chisos Basin Campground, Rio Grande Village Campground, and Cottonwood Campground. All require advance reservations booked (up to 6 months in advance) through recreation.gov.
Chisos Basin Campground sits in a scenic mountain basin with views of Casa Grande and Emory Peak. There are plenty of hiking trails nearby, including Window Trail, a popular place to watch the sunset. The year-round campground has 60 sites with access to flush toilets, running water, and a dump station. There are no hook-ups, and trailers over 20 feet and RVs over 24 feet are not recommended.
The year-round Rio Grande Village Campground is nestled in a grove of trees near the Rio Grande. This is the place to go if you want access to more amenities—a store, laundromat, and visitor center are nearby. The park has 100 sites with access to flush toilets, running water, showers, and some sites with overhead shelters. A dump station is nearby.
The small Cottonwood Campground is more remote than the other campgrounds and has fewer services but tends to be quieter with plenty of shade. Cottonwood is a seasonal campground –(open November 1 to April 30) with 24 camp spots—all without hookups or generators.
While certain park-operated campgrounds allow RVs, you’ll want to head to the Rio Grande Village RV Park (operated by Forever Resorts) for a camping experience tailored to RV campers. All 25 sites at Rio Grande Village have full hook-ups—water, electrical, and sewer—and are built for RVs. The campground sits adjacent to the Rio Grande Village Store and allows pets. For reservations, call 432-477-2293.
Size: 801,163 acres
Date Established: June 12, 1944
Location: Southwest Texas
Recreational visits in 2020: 393,907
How the park got its name: Big Bend was named for the prominent bend of the Rio Grande River that runs through it along with the United States and Mexico border.
Did you know? Big Bend has more species of scorpions (14) than any other national park, including some species that have been found nowhere else in the world.
Big Bend is a land of strong beauty—often savage and always imposing.
There are tens of thousands of campsites across America, though not all offer breathtaking scenery. Many aren’t much more than a little dusty patch of earth. Some, however, offer campers spectacular vistas like these scenic campgrounds.
From Atlantic to Pacific, the US abounds with breathtaking scenery—and what better way to explore America’s beauty than an RV camping trip?
While many parks have distinct, built-up camping grounds to choose from with running water and electricity for RV parking (great for road trips), more experienced outdoors people can also find plenty of locations for backcountry camping where they can really rough it. Sleeping under the stars renews the spirit, and pitching a tent is a budget-friendly alternative to expensive.
Take a look at some of the amazing campsites, and don’t forget to bring your sense of adventure—and your camera.
Sage Creek Campground at Badlands National Park in South Dakota
Don’t underestimate the beauty of the Badlands. Between the many rock formations you’ll see there, you’ll also find prairies and places to peak at ancient fossils. There are two choices of campgrounds: Cedar Pass (with amenities like running water and electricity) and Sage Creek (with no running water but you can often see bison wandering around).
A stay at this primitive campground offers an authentic experience of the vast Badlands. Visitors can observe bison roaming the park’s prairie landscape, which abounds with colorful buttes formed from layers of sediment.
Devils Garden Campground at Arches National Park in Utah
Arches only has one campground, The Devils Garden, which has 50 campsites, but there are numerous other places to camp nearby in the Moab area.
At Devils Garden Campground, visitors spend the night among the natural sandstone formations of Arches National Park. During the day, they can hike through the desert landscape, admiring the flowering cacti and juniper trees.
One of the most popular trails, the Delicate Arch Trail, takes you on an amazing hike full of photo opportunities.
Campground at Hunting Island State Park in South Carolina
Hunting Island is South Carolina’s single most popular state park, attracting more than a million visitors a year, as well as a vast array of land and marine wildlife. Five miles of pristine beaches, thousands of acres of marsh and maritime forest, a saltwater lagoon and ocean inlet, and a 100-site campground are all part of the park’s natural allure.
Each camping site offers water and 20/30/50-amp electric service. Some sites accommodate RVs up to 40 feet; other up to 28 feet.
Campground at Edisto Beach State Park in South Carolina
Edisto Beach on Edisto Island is one of four oceanfront state parks in South Carolina. Edisto Beach State Park features trails for hiking and biking that provide a wonderful tour of the park. The park’s environmental education center is a “green” building with exhibits that highlight the natural history of Edisto Island and the surrounding ACE Basin.
Camping with water and electrical hookups is available ocean-side or near the salt marsh. Several sites accommodate RVs up to 40 feet. Each campground is convenient to restrooms with hot showers.
Campground at Gulf State Park in Alabama
Gulf State Park’s two miles of beaches greet you with plenty of white sun-kissed sand, surging surf, seagulls, and sea shells, but there is more than sand and surf to sink your toes into.
Located 1.5 miles from the white sand beaches, Gulf State Park Campground offers 496 improved full-hookup campsites with paved pads and with 11 primitive sites. Tents are welcome on all sites.
Campground at Laura S. Walker State Park in Georgia
Located near the northern edge of the mysterious Okefenokee Swamp, this park is home to many fascinating creatures and plants, including alligators and carnivorous pitcher plants. Walking or biking along the lake’s edge and nature trail, visitors may spot the shy gopher tortoise, numerous oak varieties, saw palmettos, yellow shafted flickers, warblers, owls and great blue herons. The park’s lake offers opportunities for fishing, swimming and boating
The park has 64 camping sites; 44 sites offer electric utilities and accommodate RVs up to 40 feet.
Stuff your eyes with wonder…live as if you’d drop dead in ten seconds. See the world. It’s more fantastic than any dream made or paid for in factories.
The key to enjoying campground bliss lies in knowing the exact type of site you want, and then making the effort to reserve that spot
Most everyone in the campground industry wants you to book
your campsite online. And many of you do just that.
But RVing with Rex has one thing to say about this trend:
Don’t do it. Seriously. Just don’t do it. Pick up the phone. Yes, and talk to a
All campgrounds are not created equal, and you should
never blindly book an RV park without doing the research—not knowing if it has
the space, amenities, the views, and the location that you prefer.
You might have to work a little harder and actually talk to
someone on the phone (GASP!), but when you are sitting with a view of the creek,
you’ll know it was worth it.
Many research junkies just put in their travel dates and
leave the actual campsite selection to an impersonal computer algorithm.
But, not us. We have stayed at hundreds of RV parks and campgrounds
around the country and can say one thing for certain: even the best 5-star campgrounds
and RV parks have some mediocre (or just plain bad) sites. Even more
importantly, there is no one-size-fits-all ideal. The best campsite for a
family with small children might be senior’s worst nightmare.
The key to enjoying campground bliss lies in knowing the
exact type of site you want, and then making the effort to reserve that spot.
Here are ten questions to ask before booking your next great RV adventure.
Can I talk to someone
who knows the campground layout?
Talk to a member of the staff who knows the campground well.
These days, many want to take the easy way out and book online, but that won’t
guarantee you a slice of camping heaven. Open up the campground map on your
laptop, and settle in for a chat.
What hookups do I
Campgrounds usually offer a range of hookup options. Some
sites will have full hookups, with 30 or 50-amp electric service; other sites
will offer just water and electric. If the campground is rustic, there may be
no hookups available at all.
Do I want a pull through
or back in?
People with larger rigs or limited experience often prefer
pull through campsites since they are easier to navigate. However, these sites
can also be less private, less aesthetically pleasing, and more costly. A back
in site might be trickier to get into, but it could also offer you the scenery
and space you prefer.
Do I want to be close
to the action, or far away?
Many RV parks have hubs of activity where playgrounds,
pools, and shuffleboard courts are located. Study the campground map to determine
your preferred location
Do I want to be close
to the bathhouses or far away?
If you plan to use the facilities in your RV, then there’s
no reason to be located near the bathhouses where you might find increased
traffic and noise.
Can I hear road noise
from this site?
RVers who travel in motorhomes and run the air conditioning
at night may not care that their campsite is backed up to a highway. But pop up
campers and hybrid travel trailers won’t block out that road noise at night.
Light sleepers should make this issue a priority when choosing a campsite.
Also, be on the lookout for any railroad tracks that run by the campground.
Will a lot of
campground traffic pass this site?
Traffic flow through a campground will affect your camping experience.
If you are near the entrance, consider that every single vehicle entering and
exiting will likely pass by your site. Garbage disposal bins are another source
of high traffic.
Do I want shade or
Are you looking for lots of trees where you can hang a
hammock and nap under rustling leaves? Or do you dream of sitting in the sun
with a glass of iced tea and a good book?
Do I want a
There is a reason why so many campgrounds are located on
lakes, rivers, and streams. Sitting at your campsite and listening to the sound
of rushing water may just be the most relaxing experience. But these sites are
usually the most popular and fill up quickly. If you want to prime waterfront site,
you need to book far in advance.
Do I want a buddy
If you are traveling with family or friends, then look for a
buddy site. These campsites are set up so that your RVs can be parked awning to
awning, with camper doors facing each other. This creates a wonderful shared
space in the middle where you can comfortably gather with friends.
There is no such thing as the perfect campsite. Some RVers
want rustic and private spots, while others seek out immaculate landscaping and
access to amenities. The trick to finding your perfect site is
knowing exactly what you want and doing some research to make it happen.
Quality is never an accident; it is always the result of
You might be a RVer if going out for drinks means sitting under the awning with a beer or glass of wine.
You might be a RVer if roughing it is only water and electric.
For any of the more than 10 million Americans and Canadians who
will go RVing this year, one question they will ask is what exactly makes them
The RV and Motorhome Hall of Fame and Museum is now selling
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The title is a humorous look at the RV lifestyle and covers
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Just like the back half of the Walmart parking lot, this
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You have disowned any friends or family that doesn’t have
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You have paid to have hookups installed because you really
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They refused to allow you to pour a concrete parking lane
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You Might Be a RVer If you plan all of your business trips
based upon availability of campsites.
The spectacular desert mountain scenery here is breathtaking
Usery Mountain Regional Park, one of 13 Maricopa County
Regional Parks, is a 3,648 acre preserve at the western end of the Goldfield
Mountains, adjacent to the Tonto National Forest. Located on the Valley’s east
side, Usery Mountain contains a large variety of plants and animals that call
the lower Sonoran Desert home.
Usery Mountain is where my love of and discovery of The West
began. That would be early April 1987 when we spent a week in site 48.
At that time, I wrote in my journal: “The spectacular
desert mountain scenery here is breathtaking. When we first arrived in Arizona
our reaction was why would anyone winter in this dreary, harsh, unforgiving
desert environment, let alone live here. The Sonoran Desert grows on you with a
beauty all its own. And the beauty of Usery Mountain is absolutely
And we have enjoyed camping here numerous times since.
Along the most popular feature of the park, the Wind Cave
Trail, water seeps from the roof of the alcove to support hanging gardens of
Rock Daisy. The Wind Cave is formed at the boundary between the volcanic tuff
and granite on Pass Mountain. Breathtaking views from this 2,840-foot elevation
are offered to all visitors.
Usery Pass is known for being a major sheep trail leading
from the high country north of Mt. Baldy south to the Salt River Valley. Flocks
of sheep, led by Mexican and Basque shepherds with their dogs, present a
picturesque sight in the spring and fall as they move into or out of the
Coconino plateau region.
The traditional account of settlement of the Salt River
Valley credits a former Confederate Officer and gold seeker, Jack Swilling,
with the beginning of modern irrigation in central Arizona. Swilling came into
the Valley in 1867 and noted the presence of ancient canal systems of the early
Native Americans who had irrigated these lands.
Swilling presumably traveled between John Y.T. Smith’s hay
camp a few miles east of downtown Phoenix and Fort McDowell in the summer of
1867 and came within sight of Usery Mountain Park, and even closer to the ruins
of an old canal system and an ancient Native American village situated between
the park and the Salt River.
Usery Mountain Regional Park became a park in 1967. Pass
Mountain, also known as “Scarface” to the local folks, is the geological focal
point of the park. The mountain itself was named for King Usery (sometimes
spelled Ussery). “King” was his first name, rather than a title. He was a
cattleman who was running stock in the area in the late 1870s and early 1880s.
He had a tough struggle to survive and, apparently losing ground, moved up into
the Tonto Basin country where his activities provided him a kind of unwanted
Usery Mountain offers over 29 miles of trails for hiking,
mountain biking, and horseback riding. Park trails range in length from 0.2
miles to over 7 miles, and range from easy to difficult.
These trails are very popular because they have enough
elevation to offer spectacular vistas of surrounding plains. Whether you are
looking across the plain, flat land, south of the recreation area, or to the
west or north, great distances and surrounding mountains can be seen and
Arguably the most popular hike at Usery Mountain is the
3.2-miles Wind Cave Trail up Pass Mountain. Although the elevation gain is 820
feet, it’s considered a moderate hike. Views from this 2,840-foot elevation are
If you are looking for an easy, relatively short hike, the
Merkle Trail is barrier-free. For a long more difficult hike, try the 7.1-mile
Pass Mountain Trail. All trails are multi-use unless otherwise designated. Always
remember to carry plenty of water and let someone know where you are going.
The park’s modern campground offers 73 individual sites. All
sites are paved and have water and 50/30-amp electric service, a picnic table,
barbecue grill, fire ring, and can accommodate up to a 45-foot RVs. Other
facilities include modern washrooms with flush toilets and hot showers, and a
dump station. All sites can be reserved online.
Nightly camping fee is currently $32. Non-refundable
reservation fee is $8. For non-campers, the day use fee is $7.
Usery Mountain is best explored from late autumn to early
spring as summer temperatures routinely exceed 100 degrees.
Worth Pondering… We shall not cease from exploration
And the end of all our exploring
Will be to arrive where we started
And know that place for the first time.
— T. S. Eliot, Little Gidding