You might be a RVer if going out for drinks means sitting under the awning with a beer or glass of wine.
You might be a RVer if roughing it is only water and electric.
For any of the more than 10 million Americans and Canadians who will go RVing this year, one question they will ask is what exactly makes them an RVer?
The RV and Motorhome Hall of Fame and Museum is now selling the answer in the form of the ultimate RV Joke Book—You Might Be A RVer If… RV Joke Book by Mark and Katarina Koep.
The title is a humorous look at the RV lifestyle and covers topics like shopping, packing, and driving a RV.
“The RV industry is absolutely booming but there are no books outside of travel guides directed at this audience,” stated Mark Koep, co-author with his GPS and wife Katarina Koep.
“We know they, RVers, read and we know they laugh so why not give them something that accomplishes both tasks?”
Just like the back half of the Walmart parking lot, this book is made just for RVers. A collection of some of the funniest RV jokes ever put into print, readers will now have an even better excuse to spend more time on the commode.
For example, you might be a RVer If:
Your RV cost more than your first house…and by the time the Fed is done your current house, too
You stay away from RV shows after the last incident of “only looking”
You think the capitol of the United States is Elkhart, Indiana (home of the RV industry)
You have disowned any friends or family that doesn’t have full hookup access for your visits
You have paid to have hookups installed because you really don’t want to disown them
They refused to allow you to pour a concrete parking lane across the grass so you changed your mind and disowned them anyways
The 148-page paperback book is available for sale in the RV and Motorhome Hall of Fame and Museum store with a retail price of $12.99.
“We are always on the lookout for unique items that speak to our visitors and share the joy and fun of RVing,” said Connie Hart, museum coordinator.
“This book is a perfect fit and we invite anyone passing through Elkhart to stop and learn more about the Museum and RV industry, and pick up their copy of the book.”
You Might Be a RVer If… RV Joke Book: Written by RVers for RVers is also available in paperback or digital download from BookPatch.com and Amazon.com.
You might be a RVer if…you can drive better in reverse than most people drive forward.
You might be a RVer if…after buying a new bigger truck you decide that now you can buy a new bigger trailer…and the cycle keeps repeating.
You might be a RVer if…you buy things you will never need simply because they are collapsible.
You might be a RVer If…a toad is not an amphibian.
You might be a RVer if…you know what a “dump” really is.
You might be a RVer if…your spouse is now referred to as the GPS.
You might be a RVer if…your idea of a “well manicured lawn” is a clean patio mat.
You Might Be a RVer If you plan all of your business trips based upon availability of campsites.